Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The importance of being prolix

OK, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT KEEP UP AND UNDERSTAND WHAT ANYGMA IS SAYING IN HIS BATTLE AGAINST DBD. HERE'S THE FULL BATTLE LYRICS FOR ALL THREE ROUNDS. ENJOY!


so how the fuck can this disgruntled gimli stunt double tell any of us about how he's dirt?
you might be a dirtbag in the first world land especially when your stern fans are scenesters
but when you fly down here you're a clean purse
and still faker than the ones from greenhills
and with your face value, comes cheap thrills
like taking advantage of free will
but you're engaged so im wondering how much she's worth
is she really equal to later's post-alcohol sequel,
stumbling down the hall, cheerful, wishing your knees work, 
next morning the hotel service discovers your t-shirt,
starting a trail of other garments, ending with this obscene perv,
wrapped around a petite girl, wearing the pre-teen's skirt
and all the sheets spermed, i know,
for people like you, this is the pedo-philippines but geez dirt
and you arrive to try to continue that funny streak of underserved W's (double-U's)
bathe in all the money you'll be making of the hundreds upon hundreds of views,
and you want an exotic underaged honey too??
fuck that, despite all our culture's cuts and bruises, the country proves hospitable
and i'm no uncle scrooge but i'll be a hungry jew before you
or lucky loosh are ever let running loose hunting cooch
never a sucker for subterfuge, no matter what you do, i will not approve
what you think we're clueless? you must be downright deluded into thinking
that beard would fool us into forgetting your rape case in subic
best to shave that shit dirtbag daniel smith and face the music


i need not be nationalistic to manhandle his bitch tits
but i am pinoy, so i know you'll manage to diss this
but d'you really think you can insult filipinos in your verses
when anyone you love or know, that's terminally hurting,
is serviced by at least one of our nurses 
and that they won't feel the urge to pull the plug on purpose?
any relatives or future children ain't safe too
if an OFW maid chooses to raise them to hate you
and you want people to buy your disc?
fuck, we got any and all appliances for that shit to be pirated
and you wouldn't even get the slightest tip
megaupload, rapidshare, mediafire it quick
torrent, kazaa, soulseek, napster, 
and even if you could pass for
a trojan you still wouldn't be a viral hit
and this here is 22 years of living through corruption
daily inhaling of the smoke on our already dusty roads
the motherland has been raped by spanish brats, manic japs and uncle sam
but that's not even half of what she wrote
this isn't a race war, but as you can see the Wolfman has his sheep's clothes
and the tap water i drink that even leaves my friends sick hasn't killed me
so your dirty flow sure wont
and
if you're is a questionings my races
dis is a truths pilipino prides
there is a nots a needed a sabject-berb agreeing 
bat the porpows is i stills try
dis is a easy fights for me, nowhere is there a pacquaio punchline to beat this,
because i am a using, defeatings you wida pacquiao english

you always seem to be prepared with jesus references so let's peep those comparisons
jesus right?
well, we got the avowed greatest, historically painted caucasian
adopted by this cow rapist, but when a sound brain thinks, 
it's pretty easy to see the difference between a real emcee and someone who leans on gimmicks
a piece of fiction, of a piece of fiction, of a piece of fiction
and you can spin, correctly guessing
"he's a christian, he's a christian, he's a christian"
but fuck it, you can have all my fans especially the catholic brand and we'll still see who's winning
muslims you won't be spared cos even to them
you're still the equivalent of a soon-to-be-sacked heathen village because of medieval visions
all the homies who truly know me keep on thinking
"will anygma be this strict with his thesis given his opponent has only
the teensiest resemblance to aric's jesus bestfriend?"
well i'm a megashark patrolling a sea of ignorance and i see it's so sickening
but my ideologies are persistent
and to me, you're all just a bunch of goddamned theist bitches, 
with weak convictions, who need religion, to feel existent
going up against dan is an easy scrimmage compared to my secret mission
of pied-pipering teens and children
reminding them of their fleeting business,
that their lives need to be re-envisioned,
so much that their delirious cringing makes them devolve and reawaken as fetuses blinking
and see i can diss my nation's creeds and systems and not feel the least bit guilted
and still spit it with more steez than your rigid frickin rhythm


Nakakatawa kahit ayan na yung buong lyrics di mo pa rin maintindihan kinakailangan pa si Webster dictionary. Anygma has an extensive vocabulary.  Gosh! Anygma your too hot to handle.  You're hot--no matter what the time, no matter what the place. 
How I wish my vocabulary could span over 30000 words. Lol!
Back then, when teachers gave us scores of words to learn, all I could think about was the fact that I had never heard any of these words spoken by my peers.  To me, they were just words randomly interjected into our readings so we could be tricked into thinking that they were important.
Strong vocabulary is so important! Having a Poor Vocabulary Can Close Doors. 

Language and thought are inseparable


In the case of natural languages, the linguists Sapir and Whorf hypothesize a relationship between the expressive power of a language and the ability to think certain thoughts. The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis says that your ability to think a thought depends on knowing words capable of expressing the thought. If you don’t know the words, you can’t express the thought and you might not even be able to formulate it (Whorf 1956).